A Story By Me And Two Of My Friends Part 1

WARNING: This is different then anything that has ever been seen before on this blog, and is not necessarily mine or my friends views on certain topics covered. We just thought this would be fun. By reading this you acknowledge that you understand what has been formerly written, and agree not to become angry with anything that may be viewed as offensive. After all, this is just a story.Also, all characters in this story, fictional or otherwise, are not inventions of me nor my friends, but of their respective creators and we do not take any credit for them. We're just using them for humorous effect.

Two of my friends and I, under the "pen names" Hojo Creame (me), Mopo Caramel, and Rovo Krispy ( His blog "Comprehendible Confusion" is linked in the side bar), started this in class today.

Why is still a mystery, but I hope you enjoy it. The pen name of the person who wrote a certain part of the story will be listed after said part.

So without further adieu here is what is written of "The Chronicled Saga of the Enchanted Animals and Demons Inside the Magical Colored Forest Part 1: The Red Turtle Crosses the Line" so far...

THE BEGINNING

The Black Leprechaun stared into the distant sun as the hot rays pierced his 20/20 vision. The masterminded Purple Unicorn looks at him and says, "You numbskull! What kind of an idiot are you!"
- Mopo Caramel

"The Red Turtle is coming!" replies the Black Leprechaun, "We might as well kill ourselves now before he and his army of pink squirrels does! Although they may look cute and cuddly, I assure you they are not!"
-Hojo Creame

"Hold on Black Leprechaun of blackety black black black black..." says the Purple Unicorn.

"Shut Up!" replies the Black Leprechaun.

The pink squirrels were coming upon them briskly, when, all of a sudden the Energizer Bunny dropped from the sky, took his magical drum sticks and knocked out every little pink lemonade squirrel.
-Mopo Caramel

"Come quickly," said the Energizer Bunny in a voice surprisingly similar to that of James Earl Jones, "Theres more squirrels where they came from. Make haste....we must flee!"

-Hojo Creame

Suddenly the Energizer Bunny's periwinkle dragon named Apotamaneusoragupuatlis dropped from the sky. The three strange animal/magical creatures/creative gimmick bunnies jumped on the dragon's backand flew into the fluffy clouds. After many unnecessary acrobatic stunts through the air, they arrived at their destination.

-Rovo Krispy

AN EPIC BATTLE (ONE OF MANY)

As they opened their eyes upon this new uncharted land all that coulld be heard was a song that said..."I love you. You love me..."

"What the-..."exclaimed the Purple Unicorn, "Is that Barney?!? I wish Aslan would appearand gobble his gay, raunchy, stupid dinosaur tail up."

At that very moment Aslan appeared and let out a ferocious roar.

"Wow!" said the Purple Unicorn. "This really is my lucky day."

-Mopo Caramel

"Aslan!" shouted Barney. "I knew you would be back!"

"It has been too long." replied Aslan.

"Barney, catch!" shouted Baby Bop as she threw an AK-47.

Barney caught the gun and prepared for battle. Baby Bop drew two Uzis, and B.J. was in the treehouse with a Draganov sniper rifle.

"Its 3 to 1," Barney said, "You don't have a chance, Aslan!"

-Hojo Creame

"Oh you think so?!?" shouted Aslan, "Try 1000 to 3!"

Suddenly a screaching laugh was heard and the Wicked Witch of the West rode up on her new tricked-out bicycle followed by her horde of flying monkeys. The monkeys surrounded the three gay dinosaurs.

"How did you two form an alliance?" asked Barney.

"After I bit the white witch's freakin head off," Aslan answered, "The W W of the W was so greatful that I killed her ugly, white second cousin that she joined my army! Now, ATTACK MONKEYS!!!"

B.J. and Baby Bop fought valiantly but where soon overwhelmed by the unending swarm of monkeys. They died with honor (even though they were gay). Then it was just Aslan and Barney.

Aslan jumped forward and pulled a Matrix, dodging bullets. With a swat of his mighty paw, Barney's gun shattered.

"Fine then!" shouted Barney. "We'll do this the old-fashioned way!"

An epic battle ensued.

-Rovo Krispy

All of a sudden Big Bird and Count Dracula (who apparently has been there the whole time) turned around and said, "Hey Arthur!"

Arthur does his little pimp step down to the battlegrounds when, out of the woods, comes all his drunk aardvark friends, and all the fantasy creatures watched as they jumped on Aslan and started defiling him.

Barney was astonished, but when he turned around the aardvark leader, Morticoffffff...fff...fff...fff...fff, kicks Barney in the tuckus and makes it magically turn blue. (This is terribly hard because Barney is purple...DUH!)

Now with Aslan and Barney finshed off......

-Mopo Caramel

.....the aardvarks began to do battle with the flying monkeys. It was going to be an extremely long fight so the Black Leprechaun turned to the Energizer Bunny and said, "So why did your dragon bring us here?"

"Because," replied the Energizer Bunny in his deep voice, "my house is just over there." He pointed, and they followed his pointing to a giant tree. They galloped to the tree. There was a small red door on its side. Suddenly, a window on the top of the tree opened and two small figures dropped out to the ground.

"And stay out you imposters!" a voice yelled as the window slammed shut.

They walked over to the two figures as they were beginning to stand up. It was Sam and Frodo, the Hobbits.

"Oh, darn it!" said Frodo, "It appears we shall have to find another way into Mordor."

"Thats okay Mr. Frodo," Sam said cheerfully, "at least we got 'TATERS!!!"

"HOORAY 'TATERS!" they both exclaimed and skipped merrily through the forest until they were out of sight.

"Well that was gay," said the Purple Unicorn. Then the Energizer Bunny knocked on the door.

A small slot at the top of the door opened and a pair of small eyes could be seen.

"Password." A voice demanded.

"Oreos suck." said the Energizer Bunny.

The door swung open to reveal a tiny Keebler elf standing on a step ladder. They walked through the door, by the Keebler factory, and to a door in back. When this door was opened it revealed a stairway. They walked down the stairs into a small apartment that was full of battery powered machines.

"This," said the Energizer Bunny, "is my home."

They all took seats around the table in the dining room.

"Now," said the Purple Unicorn, "It is time to decide what we must do about the Red Turtle and his invading pink squirrel army."

"Yes," the Black Leprechaun agreed, "for the fate of all the enchantede animals and demons in the Magical Colored Forest, we must decide!"

They began to devise a plan.

-Rovo Krispy

MEANWHILE

Upon hearing about the Energizer bunny's appearance and the subsequent defeat of his pink squirrel batallion, the Red Turtle realized that he might need back-up. He summoned Steve Irwin to a meeting. (When he died he went to a magical land of animals which just happened to be the same land that the Purple Unicorn, Black Leprechaun, and Red Turtle lived in.)

"Steve," said the Red Turtle, "I need you to find and capture some animals for me."

"Crikey!" Steve replied, "What animals might these beautys be?"

"The Energizer Bunny..."

"Ahh, the majestic Energizer Bunny. There is only one known in existence and he is only seen when batteries die...."

"Please...spare me the monologue," the Red Turtle interrupted, "As I was saying...After the Energizer Bunny there is the Purple Unicorn and-"

"CRI-"

"Yeah, I know, 'crikey!', anyway, then there is the Black Leprechaun."

"Hold up," Steve said, "I can do the Energizer Bunny and the Purple Unicorn, but I dont do leprechauns!"

"Hmm..." said the Red Turtle turning to the hot pink squirrel beside him. (The squirrel was hot pink because in the pink squirrel army whatever shade of pink you were told others what rank you were. The highest rank was hot pink...except for red of course, but only the Red Turtle was red.) "Who can we get to capture the Black Leprechaun?"

The hot pink squirrel thought for a moment and then said, "How about Lucky?"

"You mean the Lucky Charms leprechaun?"

Yeah, Lucky has hated the Black Leprechaun ever since he tried to sell a rip-off brand of Lucky Charms, and has been dying to get back at him."

"That is a great idea!" exclaimed the Red Turtle, "Give him a call."

After a short phone call Lucky came flying in on a shooting star marshmallow shouting "THEY'RE MAGICALLY DELICIOUS!!!"

"Excellent!" said the Red Turtle, "with my pink squirrels, Steve's zoo staff, and Lucky's marshmallows, we will be unstoppable!"

-Hojo Creame

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That is all that has been written so far, but I am sure there is more to come. I hope you enjoyed it.